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simengt: majin-k: Did a bunch of dogs breakup a fight between two cats? Am I seeing this right?? “YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!” -“TONY, DON’T!!!!” -“BROTHER! STOP!!!”
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doctorinthemindpalace: guineapigwithaflamethrower: Demons run when a good man goes to war.Night will fall and drown the sunWhen a good man goes to war.Friendship dies and true love liesNight will fall and the dark will riseWhen a good man goes to war.Demons run, but count the cost.The battle’s won but the child is lost. HOLY SHIT
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jaseherondale:

childrapist666:

edwad:

jaseherondale:

Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love

yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian

i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame

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volcanize: This Explains Everything I’m really proud of this one guys
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intheblackparadeofseptember:

always4evrnerdy:

osamah:

*opens up trenchcoat* hey kid…wanna buy a sense of humor?

i dont think you should be buying a sense of humor from someone in a trenchcoat

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GOD DAMMIT

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watsonly:

badly written fanfics on a plot you’re interested in

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rocketdust: bradofarrell: kinkyspaceprincess: thelostdisneyprincess: merverb: as a kid i never understood why they didn’t like him As an adult I still don’t understand.. psst it’s a brothel and he’s poor  OH MY GOD WH-  WHAT OHMYGOD
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Artist: Imagine Dragons
Track Name: "Radioactive: Music Box Version"
Played: 109995 times
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princecharmingtobe: beepbeep-car: woodlandeelf: Today I was stopped in the hallway on my way to class by one of the security guards. She wouldn’t let me go to class and forced me to walk across the school to the main office to have my mom, who by the way was on her way to work, bring me “real pants” because the way I dressed was “sexually provocative.” Because of this I was ten minutes late to class, and after five minutes of actually being in class I was taken back out to be talked to again by the security guard and given my “real pants.” These shorts are mid-thigh, and I am wearing opaque black tights. Other than my hands and my face, I had no skin showing whatsoever. So tell me, how is this being “sexually provocative?” (reminder: this is a typical american public high school, not a private or religious-oriented school) The security guard ridiculed me, saying that what I was wearing was inappropriate. I told her that everyday, other girls walk around in skin-tight yoga pants, some even with their thongs clearly showing, and shirts that are see-through. “This is not bad clothing.” I had told her. This security guard plays favorites with the girls on who she does call out and doesn’t call out. On game days, the cheerleaders decide to wear their skirts that barely cover their butts and she doesn’t cal them out at all. She also openly said to my mom “I don’t look at what the boys are wearing, only the girls.”  When my mom came in to bring me the pants, she had a long talk with the security guard. She told my mom that I should know that there is a dress code, and that I should follow it. My mom told her “Maybe there shouldn’t be a dress code if it isn’t monitored consistently. This is double-standards.”  My mom also told her “The only distraction from class that is going on is you are pulling my daughter out of class and keeping her from learning.” I had to walk up to this security guard to get my long pants, since she was talking to my mom, and my mom said to me sarcastically: “It appears that you are being sexually provocative, darling.”  “Oh yes mama, all the boys are just popping boners everywhere!” I pretended to swoon. We both left, my mom calling back to the security guard: “I didn’t need this today, you know. I need to get to work and I haven’t even showered yet. Good Job.” The whole ordeal was ridiculous. Girls shouldn’t be ridiculed for wearing shorts. Even so, I was wearing thick tights that you couldn’t see through–much better than just wearing yoga pants. There is no way that what I was wearing could even be considered “sexually provocative.” Plus, anything the boys wear is completely fine in the eyes of the security guard, it’s only what the girls are wearing that are “inappropriate.” Even yoga pantswhere you can see the thong through it don’t “disrupt class” because nobody cares enough about what a student wears and does not wear, only the security guards.  tl;dr, dress codes are counterproductive and the enforcers cause more disruption for a student’s learning than shorts do. ♬ my sweater tights and mid thigh shorts bring all the boys to the yard ♪ Reminds me of the time this girl in my class who was wearing shorts that went almost to her knees asked to use the restroom, took forever, and came back wearing different pants. She said she got stopped in the hall because her shorts were inappropriate so she changed into her sweatpants for PE. Even our teacher was like “What?” I guess her knees were just really provocative.  Them knees be sexy.
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mennyc123: 5-nin-de-arashi: abyarashi: treasurewisesilliness: princesstamii: s-nn-mero: Japan > Everywhere else OMG! *m* This is Japan in a nutshell.  Forget all the crazy stuff with the weird tv programs and the cosplaying—that’s just the outer shell that gets attention because it’s unusual.  This, this is the beauty of the country.  I’ve had little grandmothers chase me down because I dropped my shinkansen tickets.  In amusement parks, the attendants do their upmost to get lost items (usually cardigans or kids’ shoes) back to the owners—before the owners even realize they’d lost said item(s). I’ve had complete strangers not only give my thorough directions but have offered to drive me to the place I needed to go. It is so, so, so hard to go back to the States after you get the J-treatment. I mean, Japan has its downside (“What is this madness you call pizza???”), but the general attitudes of everyone—even the so-called hardcore yankees (two of whom who, on a blazing summer day, helped me find one of my schools when I was heinously lost in the labyrinth that is the neighborhood in which said school is located)—is the epitome of the mindset that I wish everyone would adopt. Because yelling at people gets you nowhere. And being able to empathize with people kinda helps make this country a really nice place to live in. Reblogging again for THIS ↑↑↑↑ THIS IS THE MOST ACCURATE POST I’VE SEEN ON TUMBLR I now want to visit Japan even more.
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